Last month we did Beer Cocktails. I think the name probably turned a lot of people off as numbers seemed to be way down than usual. Works out well for me though, as I know nothing about beer (except what I like) and so I could hear Shandy really easily and actually learn something new!

This is what we got told:
Beer blending and the creation of beer cocktails may be capturing some of the limelight for the moment but they’re far from new practices. Brewers and publicans have been blending and adulterating their beer for centuries providing the consumer with the product they want to, or could afford to drink. Modern mega breweries may also blend their beer to maintain consistency across large selling brands or possibly create more than one brand from stock beers.
Beer cocktails reside in the realm of the bar staff or home consumer and are created to make a beer more accessible, refreshing or even to give it a characteristic appealing to social groups and range from a short list of well know classics to the more surprising and esoteric for the most part attempting to create a beverage greater than the sum of its parts.
For me, I was apprehensive and not sure what to expect. I guess I learnt my lesson and to trust Shandy and the staff at the Local! I will tell you from the outset – I was pleasantly surprised!
We had four ‘cocktails’, all of which were interesting and mainly delicious. This is what we had:
Radler – Trumer Pils & Homemade Lemonade
The lemonade had been made by the kitchen staff at the Local (1 box lemons will give you 1 litre of concentrate, which with the right mix of soda water and sugar will equate to 5 litres of homemade lemonade) and made the radler quite flat. It had very sour notes upfront but the sweetness from the lemonade and pils was there too. The lemon probably overpowered the flavour of the pils a bit too much – we had a second one of these in our break and played around with the mix until we liked it at 40:60 (40% lemonade). By this stage we decided that it was YUM and we could sit around easily on a summer’s day drinking jugs of radler.
Table made Faro – Cantillon Gueuze & Taphouse candi sugar
The kitchen delivered again with a housemade toffee/sugar that we added in solid pieces to the Gueuze. The idea was that it would dissolve and leave us with a Faro – a sweetened version of a lambic beer that younger kids would drink in cafes as the lambic by itself was a bit too flavoursome for some of the younger customers – fancy that! The only problem with our faro is that despite all the stirring, prodding and stabbing with straws, that damn candi sugar would just not dissolve! Most of us put this to the side and came back to it an hour or so later, at which point the sugar had STILL not dissolved. Oh well. We drank the Gueuze anyway and fun was had by all. A very bitey flavour, the sour taste was slightly neutralised, but still a session beer for me. I have to say that I thought it was hard work. It was flat by the time we got to it, so apparently authentic as in the olden days (!) lambic beer was usually served uncarbonated.
Black Forrest Ale – St Ambroise Oatmeal Stout & Lindemans Kriek
Now, we’ve had the Kriek before, with not much success at my end of things. How can I put this delicately? I hate it. It reminds me of medicine I used to have as a child. The Black Forrest Ale had the exact same smell as the Kriek – as one of our esteemed Ale Stars put it – “Cherry Bum Juice”. I am not sure what the mix was on this one, but all I got was the Kriek – the stout was totally lost on me. As a result, I pretty much hated this one. The flavour is just so solid and so strong that I didn’t finish this one and handed it off to another Ale Star to finish for me. He finished several other people’s beers as well!
Imperial Black & Tan – Feral Hop Hog and Moo Brew Imperial Stout
We’ve had this mix before – lots of people have I suppose. Most successfully we’ve had it with the porter and larger at Coldstream (I think it was the larger? Someone please advise?!) but this is the mix I was most looking forward to… Two amazing beers in their own right left most of us excitedly wondering about what they’d be like together. And we were not disappointed. It was quite bitter, which is fine, but I don’t think I got the mix quite right (this is the only one we self mixed). My first try resulted in the hops overpowering the stout in a big way – after gulping down a few mouthfuls, that was quickly fixed and once topped up to a 50:50 mix, the hops balanced nicely with the stout.